Friday, January 18, 2008

Breaking News: Growth package details

Chicken Little and the Flying Monkey were right after all!

Paulson: “After years of unsustainable price appreciation and lax lending practices, a housing correction is inevitable and necessary”.

Unconfirmed Details:

$800 dollars per individual
$1600 dollars per family

Reporter: "Can you be more specific"
Paulson: "We don't want to be specific"
Translation: "I am a moron, who is paid to spin and lie"

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