The blog MiamiCondoInvestments.com is a daily must read. The blog is ran by a Miami Realtor named Lucas who uses his blog as advertising to sell condo's, fair enough.
However, what makes the blog spectacular is the cast of characters who frequent it daily and constantly bicker, insult, and battle with eachother about the true value and future price of Miami condo's.
As I was reading the comments I noticed a debate had erupted over the idea that rich investors from latin America would save the condo market by purchasing the inventory. What follows are four comments from someone obviously pretending to be potential latin american investors which I feel is pure comedic gold, and they have to be shared.
I laughed so hard I cried, so I am hoping you enjoy these almost as much as I did... here we go...
As a formerly rich citizen of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela I am not offended by the Ace remarks for he speaks the truth. Venezuela like all of South American countries are extremely poor and those few Venezuelans that had money lost it all to Hugo Chavez. Just like Fidel Castro he took over the banks, the railroads, hospitals, refineries and most other private enterprise and property. If you weren’t fortunate to escape with your wealth then what you have left is worthless because it can only be sold at what the Chavez government says it is worth. I now sell used cars in Miami for a living and live in a small rented house with my wife a seven children I can assure you that I cannot afford the over priced Miami Condos but I dream of better days.
Pablo Picasso /Mar 9, 2009 at 8:39 pm Vote: I come from San Pablo, Brazil and if I were to paint a picture of the slums in my home country it would offend your senses. As I never made it as a soccer player I came to the US as an illegle and been in Miami for 10 years and I me and my friends may squat in one of these Condos, we like the Jade!
(For those who don't know Jade is perhaps the most luxurious and expensive condo in Miami)
Speedy Gonzalas /Mar 9, 2009 at 11:21 pm Vote: Speedy Gonzales
Sie senior I come frrom Guatamala and I must agree wid the Ace he the man that predicked $125.00 per squre inch I like to buy at that. Arrrrrrriba , ondelay! ondelay!
Salvador Dali /Mar 10, 2009 at 12:32 am Vote: Many of you may find this abstract but the reality is we South Americans cannot aford the price of a taco let alone a condo.
(LMFAO!)
3 comments:
Your right.
Excerpts from a recent interview with Salvador Dali, Tony Montana, Speedy Gonzalas, Pablo Picasso and Che Cavera collectively known as The Five Amigos.
By Peter Shift
Pete: Amigos, now that you have become overnight Internet sensations in your defense of The Ace AKA The Smart Money what are you future plans?
Tony: I hate these cocka da roaches but I like de Ace he my little fend.
Speedy: Buy me a taco stand outside the Jade to serve the squatters.
Che: Start a HOA revolution.
Pablo: Buy a Condo and paint it black.
Salvador: Fame and fortune are abstract suppositions so I'll have to think on that one.
Pete: Speedy, you were the first to rush to The Ace's defense have you actually meet The Ace?
Speedy: Nah he to fast for me.
Pete: Have any of you meet The Ace?
Pablo: One time I had de tequila and I saw two Ace's den I realize I'm playin da pokher.
Tony: He my little fend.
Che: No but he da man wid de $125 sq inch for de women and I likes dat.
Salvador: The Ace is too abstract to meet but I can paint a Condo black just as good as Pablo.
Stayed tuned for Part 2 of Peter Shifts interview with the Internet sensations The Five Amigo's
It’s so nice site. We love to see more on this site. Keep on updating… MonkAreYou Bali *eggegg
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